A Guy Tries to Rob a Bank Using One of His Mom's Personal Checks as the Holdup Note
And he claims he doesn't even remember doing it . . . because he'd been up for four days straight doing meth.
A Drunk Couple Was Mad a Pizza Place Wouldn't Serve Them . . . So They Try to Burn the Place Down With Moonshine
So they took their homemade moonshine and tried to turn it into a MOLOTOV COCKTAIL.
A Guy Starts Screaming at the Self-Checkout Machine . . . And Another Customer Ends Up Punching Him in the Mouth
Cops in Canada Are Searching For a Man Who Tried to Rob a Store Using a Hockey Stick
Give me the money hoser ! Ay ?